Monthly Archives: January 2012

Kids and Leash Laws

I traveled back east to visit relatives recently. Normally traveling entails an arduous sequence of airports, bad food and constant personal space invasions (and please? Stop farting on the airplane – we can’t pinpoint where it’s coming from and publicly … Continue reading

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Why Middle School Peer Pressure Justifies UGG Boots

I grew up poor, and at a very inconvenient time fashion-wise. You see, I come from the era of preppy, the land of Izod polo shirts and flat front chinos. This was the uniform of choice for my popular, well-to-do … Continue reading

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Mommy Confusion: Why Can’t I Remember to Remember?

“Curiouser and curiouser!” Cried Alice ~Alice in Wonderland This now famous grammatically improper outburst, exclaimed by Alice after she grows nine feet tall, is all the more misplaced and random given Alice’s impeccable English diction. At this point in the … Continue reading

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