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Muffin Tops and Other Aging Bummers

Wrinkles I hate my wrinkles. They make me look really old, especially the little vertical lines around my mouth. How did those even get there? I’m not and never was a chain smoker, and although I’m a tad bitter (I … Continue reading

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10 Things I’m Thankful For

1. Cartoon-y botoxed and lip-enhanced mamas with the big fake boobs that dress like their teenage daughters (thank you for the belly laugh – it works every time); 2. Play dates at other kids’ houses (yes, I’ll drop her off … Continue reading

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